Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Meet Stupid.



Aren't I cute?

Mom says I may be the dumbest animal she has ever had the pleasure to live with. I thought I was pretty smart? I mean how many 11-month old puppies do you know that can find an open 50-pound bag of dog food and eat 1/4 his weight in food?

I mean, I know I didn't look so good masquerading as a pregnant goat. (At least, that's what mom SAID I looked like.) But, Dude! How often does a puppy get to eat 16 pounds of food at one time!

I felt kind of bad I got the Teen in trouble, but that didn't last very long.

It really sucked when I started throwing up, though.

The first time wasn't, much, but then it was again, and again.

Mom poked me in the belly and couldn't believe how hard it was - she said it was like a drum. Ummm, I'm not sure what explode means, but she used that word a lot.

Then, the best part? I got to go see my OTHER favorite people. The gang over at Anderson Lakes Vet - they know how to treat a puppy. Well, except when they gave me that drink and it made me throw up some more. Then some more. Then even more. But hey! I'm a Lab, we don't hold grudges.

Those ladies at Anderson put me on a platform when I got there and exclaimed 65!!! 65 pounds! (I don't know what the big deal is - just last week they put me on it and exclaimed 57 - that's not so much!) Then they gave me that drink, and you know what happened after that.

Mom even left me there to have lots of fun. A guy can only take so much petting, you know.

The Teen had to come and pick me up at 6:30, he wasn't very happy about it, but Dude!

Worst part about the whole day? I didn't get any dinner.

Love,
Ozzie

Comments:
Hysterical! I've had labs all my life and that is exactly how they would describe the day.

You just know he's going to wake up ravenous tomorrow because, hey, he didn't get dinner last night!
 
Dear Ozzie,

That sounds like a fun day!! Can I come over and have the leftover 34 pounds of food?

Love,
Holli
(also not the sharpest knife in the drawer!)
 
It sounds like he would get along great with my 15 month-old husky.
 
I had a cat who could and did open those bags. She was a real foodie.
 
Dear Ozzie,
That sounds like the Best. Day. Ever. Lots of food AND a trip to Anderson Lakes! Wish I was you.
Love,
Gracie
 
What was your final weight??
 
Oh dear. Please don't listen to Gracie.
 
HA HA HAAAAA GHaagggaa!!!

He must have looked like a boa constricter that had just eaten a small person!!! OMG!!!!

You know, too, that he'd do it again in a heartbeat!

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA>.... those dang dogs!
Super funny post!
 
OMG too funny! I know it's bad, and I know he was STUPID, but you know? CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
 
Dear Ozzie
I'm not your kind, but if you like food, try to learn to open the fridge. Or can't your kind learn that?
 
That's how I felt after Round Two of deep fried pickles at the Fair!
 
No dinner? You poor puppy! lol.
 
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